BE A WAFFO
 


 

 

BEING A WAFFO, DIRECT FROM THE PRINCIPAL;

"Waffo" means 'warm form' as opposed to 'cool'.

"Cool people follow the peer group. They sneer rather than smile and try to draw attention to themselves by a teenage version of 'showing off'.

Waffos don't try to draw attention to themselves.

They are self-controlled and think of others before themselves.

They smile rather than sneer and give rather than take. They are not slaves to the peer group which is just as well because group membership has a price-the surrendering of individuality."

 

How to be Perfectly Miserable

  1. Think about yourself
  2. Talk about yourself
  3. Use 'I' as often as possible
  4. Mirror yourself continually in the opinion of others
  5. Listen greedily to what people say about you
  6. Expect to be appreciated
  7. Be suspiscious
  8. Be jealous and envious
  9. Be sensitive to slights
  10. Never forgive a criticism
  11. Trust no one but yourself
  12. Insist on consideration and respect
  13. Demand agreement with your own views on everything
  14. Sulk if people are not grateful to you for favours shown them
  15. Never forget a service you may have rendered
  16. Be on the look out for a good time yourself
  17. Shirk your duties if you can
  18. Do as little as possible for others
  19. Love yourself supremely
  20. Be selfish

This recipe is guaranteed to be infallible.